homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

(via la-nula)

iwishihadafather:

so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this

so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PORCH

(via pink--roses)

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

(Source: foxnewsofficial, via sleazy4ronweasley)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(via insecure-and-underestimated)